Thursday, March 17, 2005

How does church feel?

So I got this flyer in the mail today for the grand opening of Norcross First Baptist Church (NFBC).  First few lines go something like this...
Norcross First Baptist Church is a church that you will feel good about. Whether you are a committed believer or someone who has no idea about who God is, you can find answers and meaningful God-centered relationships at NFBC.
I won't even try and get started on this tonight--I'll leave that up to you.  What do you think is wrong with these two sentences?  (Hint: there are at least three problems...)