FATAL ERRORs

FATAL ERRORs

Classic error messages, inspired by your friends at Microsoft...and, in fact, some of these are more helpful than what Microsoft programs often spit out at us.

ERROR:
Bang on LEFT side of the computer to restart Windows.

ERROR:
Press all the keys at once to continue.

ERROR: #0002:
Errors instead of error.

ERROR: #0004:
Any key not found.

ERROR: #002
Error: no error, yet.

ERROR: #0032:
Keyboard not responding. Use hammer (Y/N)?

ERROR: #004:
Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

ERROR: #0040:
This program will crash right before you win.

ERROR: #01E:
Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.

ERROR: #3032:
Recursion error. Please see error #3032.

ERROR: #304:
Out of memory, I think. Err......where was I?

ERROR:
Error reading Drive A: Please insert 25 cents.

ERROR:
File not found, where did you last leave it?

ERROR:
Fingers not ready, bang head on keyboard to continue.

ERROR:
Strike any match to burn computer.

ERROR: #999: ERROR: #999
Dyslexic computer possesed by the Devil.

ERROR: CLASSIFIED!
Illegal Error, you are not allowed to get this error. What did you do wrong?

ERROR: #843
Press any key to continue...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!

ERROR: #7070
Repeating Error: (R)etry, (R)etry, (R)etry?

ERROR: #0178
Religious Error: (I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan?

ERROR: # 0143
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind 12 year-old and ask?